Farhan the Bastard and the Goods In Question

Farhan taunting us with a picture of his PS2, as is his weekly ritual

Hey, Farhan, you are a fucking bastard. I would just like to let all the internets know of what a bastard you are.

Hey, internets! This guy is a real bastard! He's so rich, he owns a PlayStation2 and a PSP and he won't lend us either one. His PSP also connects to the TV, so it's not like he can't enjoy the big screen pleasures that the PlayStation2 has to offer.

The bastard is usually preoccupied with either his job or smoking pot with his other friends. So he rarely ever gets to play his PS2 anyway, except late at night. And this helps nothing but to jeopardize his sleep cycle, which concurrently turns him into lousy worker and makes him smoke even more pot.

Also, it's important to point out that the bastard can't play both the PS2 and the PSP at the same time. When we confront him about that little detail, it's always, "Nooo duuude, I play it, maaan" or, "Duuude, I'm giving it to my cousin, duuuude."

But all this does nothing to hide the fact that the bastard just doesn't like to share.

I know this is not our PlayStation2, and we've no claim over it, and it's his, and he can do whatever he wants with it and all, but let's just face the facts here: Farhan is being a greedy bastard. So I urge you, internets, if you ever see this guy on the street, please kick him in nuts and steal his PSP.

Thanks.