The residents of the Grand Hyatt in Santacruz were witness to a GRUSOME and BARBARIC scene today, as Farhan (AKA Greedy Bastard) BRUTALLY ASSAULTED an innocent Luli using a DECAPITATED HUMAN LEG.
The innocent Luli says he was just standing there minding his own business when the CRAZED LUNATIC Farhan JUMPED OUT OF THE BUSHES and started RUTHLESSLY BLUDGEONING HIM WITH A BLEEDING LEG that he probably VIOLENTLY TORE OFF some other victim.
The normally calm and easygoing (pothead) Farhan has obviously gone ABSOLUTELY DRUNK WITH POWER from owning a PlayStation2 AND a PSP and is thus going around INHUMANLY FELLING DOWN THE POOR, UNFORTUNATE SOULS that don’t.
Speculations are still muddled, but most experts concur that the next victim is going to be the EVEN MORE INNOCENT Anti-Luli.
Friday, November 16
Breaking News: Farhan VISCIOUSLY ATTACKS Innocent Luli
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